Quotes of the Week

When he hits an iron, he takes a cubic yard of Kent as well. His divots go further than my drives. David Feherty on John Daly.

I put my ball in a taxi and send it after them. Feherty on how he competes with the big hitters.

Are there any matches that are not fixed? Magistrate in the Marseille bribes case.

Because of the Games this city is like donkey dung, clean and smooth on the outside. But inside it is still shit. Elderly woman street cleaner on Peking's cosmetic efforts in its bid for the 2000 Olympics.

You get players from other teams peeing on your goal-lines to put a curse on you. Bruce Grobbelaar on his World Cup qualifying campaign in Africa with Zimbabwe.