Look at all these headlines
Pop stars taking what?
More illegal substances
Surely not?
Coke's for firing boilers
Acid cleans up glass
Crack is something that you find
Somewhere on an arse
Speed means going faster
Smack may cause a pain
Dope is used to build up wings
On a model plane
And as for this new one
Nothing to discuss
E just equals empty chair
Can't see all the fuss
In my day we bought it
Freely in a bar
"Worthington" we asked for
Plus a small cigar
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