C'mon everybody, let's Rock The Vote...
The Voting Primer
Here's a brand new game to play
To think it up took ages.
Change F*** the Vote
To Rock The Vote
In several corny stages.
Major John's at ground control
He says be wunts to stay there.
This is Tony or NICE-T.
Who also wants to play there
Hey kids. Voting can be fun.
Here are famous pop stars
And loads of funny men
Will they help you vote a man
Into Number 10?
Hey kids. Voting can be fun.
Labour (featuring Glenda J)
In the House and chillin'
If you want the hardcore trash
Natty (D) Redwood's willin'
Hey kids. Voting can be fun
So don't look back in languor
As Major John's well 'ard
And don't try this if homeless
You won't receive a card.
Hey kids. Voting can be impossible.
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