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That's Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, in case you were wondering, those pizza-munching, crime-fighting cartoon reptiles that were famous for 15 minutes a while back. Heaven alone knows why they've been brought of retirement: there's nothing in this to suggest that the world has been the poorer without them. The plot concerns the efforts of a New York industrialist to reawaken stone-clad monsters from the dead, the reason for which I couldn't understand and you don't need to hear.