Bestsellers: Hardbacks

1 Star Wars: Episode One - The Screenplay Century pounds 15.99

Stop this Star Wars madness already

2 The Naked Chef Jamie Oliver/M Jospeph pounds 18.99

Mmmm, it's really pukka

3 Score! Jilly Cooper/Bantam pounds 16.99

Rumpy-pumpy in the world of classical music

4 Ancient Wisdom ... Dalai Lama/Little Brown pounds 16.99

What the world needs now is love sweet love

5 Star Wars: Episode One Dorling Kindersley pounds 12.99

We'll be paying George Lucas for breathing next

6 The Planets David McNab & James Jounger/BBC pounds 19.99

Tie-in with the mind-boggling TV series

7 Mad Medley Of Milligan Spike Milligan/Virgin pounds 8.99

Silly selections of Spike

8 Pretty Boy Roy Shaw/Blake Publishing pounds 14.99

You don't want to meet him in a dark alley

9 Geoffrey Boycott On Cricket Geoff Boycott/Ebury pounds 16.99

Right off the middle of the bat

10 Little Book Of Kid's Talk Nanette Newman/Ebury pounds 1.99

Babes and sucklings spout lovable nonsense