Alan Davies (below) may be best known as "TV"s Jonathan Creek", but he remains a class live act, able to charm audiences with his sweetly daft routines. Perhaps, he speculates, cows are merely faking BSE-induced madness in order to avoid being turned into burgers. As the scheming beasts cook up their scam, "the piece de resistance is to remain standing despite impending rain. The other cows go, `that is a masterstroke. That is the maddest thing imaginable'." His national tour starts this week.
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